Dear Schmuck,
In my optimistic world, I would like to think that you took my bike lights because you are in more financial dire need than I am and wanted to arrive home safely last Wednesday night.
I try not to be one of those paranoid people living in the city and have trusted leaving those lights on there for the past 3 months of riding. You cheap !@#$ have now made me a little less trusting. From now on, I will take my lights with me.
Perhaps you're unaware of the fact that after leaving my volunteer shift, I had to bike home in darkness on a busy city street where I could have been killed by a driver who didn't see me coming or ahead of them.
Thank you for taking my life in your hands for a grand total of $6.
Karma my friend, karma.
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2 comments:
Bicycle thieves and vandals are among the lowest scum of the earth!
Yes, I have issues.
they sure are lucy, they sure are.
i appreciate your outrage on my behalf :-)
(no the light thief is the one with issues!)
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